A Complete Pervert

A complete pervert hangs around internet cafes and carries a wireless hardrive around with him everywhere she goes. He or she sends emails or wipes their butt because they think they should, and are disgusting because they are perverts.

Perverts are perverted when they wipe their butt with news papers. A pervert doesn’t read newspapers but stares at it for an hour and then wipes with it. Perverts are not to be trusted because they will steal your newspaper. They are a nuisance.

A pervert will: @: try to steal your phone so they can max out your credit cards making sex phone calls to god knows who; b) try to sell you drugs so they can do perverted things wherever; c) do perverted things wherever so they can marry your mother for a year before trying to let her die so they can receive your part of the inheritance; d) look at pornographic websites on your computer without your permission and keep on.

The perversions a pervert can impose on a single nonpervert can be costly and dangerous to those outside the pervert community. Some may be sick and need help. It’s important to report pervert sightings.

If you see a pervert or a man or woman who looks perverted, please contact: (478) 424_1_75r.

We’re sorry for posting this where we did but following recent local reports on pervertion in the area, we felt compelled to share this and other information.